Due to infuriating and morally bankrupt regulations from the man, we, unfortunately, cannot ship alcohol to the following states:
South Dakota, West Virginia, Texas, Utah, Virginia, Vermont, Rhode Island, Oklahoma City, Ontario, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Mississippi, Maryland, Maine, Alberta, Alabama, Arkansas, British Columbia, Delaware, Indiana, Kentucky.
The good news is, you're in luck! We are now offering the stocking and it contents witout the wine!
For only $99, you'll get a custom embroidered stocking is adorned with the handknit word, 'Acehole." Sewed on by talented elves and or children from the orient.
What's inside? Glad you asked. With the stocking you'll get a Carolla Nativity T-shirt featuring Maxipada as baby Jesus and Adam as mother mary, a custom Happy Birthday Jesus ornament.